Insulting a smart person's idea is part of the sport of physics

The untra-conservative fringe: 4D or bust.
doug
TFS [Time Fucks Space], deal with it.
doug
Be reasonable, work exclusively in 4D.
doug
The brightest people cannot explain the simplest shit because time screws with everything.
doug
aether
The luminiferous aether, a theoretical physics zombie that fringe physicist will not let die.
doug
analytic animations
The future moves, get with the program: analytical animations.
doug
black holes
If really big masses create black holes, then why is our Universe so damn bright?
technogeeky
black holes
Black hole math is bogus.
doug
dark matter
Dark matter: the search for a new constant velocity solution involving gravity.
doug
dark matter
Math errors do not interact with any known particles, axions, or wimps.
dougsweetser
EM
The Maxwell equations describe every way a 4 potential can change in 4 dimensions while travelling at the speed of light using quaternion multiplication rules
doug
GEM
If Mathematica can follow the math of GEM, why can't you?
doug
GEM
GEM unified field theory: Please respect real math.
doug
general relativity
GR: Good but wrong.
doug
general relativity
Goodbye Schwarzschild, the Universe is not static.
doug
gravity
Gravity waves are not transverse (that is EM people)
doug
gravity
Let quaternions commute for gravity
doug
Higgs
Can someone explain why the Higgs isn't just another ether?
technogeeky
Higgs particle
A false vacuum is a false god.
doug
Higgs particle
I don't need no stinking Higgs!
doug
Higgs particle
Unify all 4 forces of nature correctly and the Higgs becomes unnecessary.
doug
inflation
Inflation: the search for a new constant velocity solution involving gravity.
doug
Kitty Logic
My cat possesses greater depth of understanding on string theory than the physics community
Lowell
No Strings Attached
Physics in 11-D = Physics in 4-D + Lots of warm fuzzy kisses (and a few greased palms)
Lowell
Planck scale
Size doesn't matter even at the Planck scale.
doug
quantum gravity
G, c, and ħ - sign posts for relativistic quantum gravity.
doug
quantum mechanics
Quantum mechanics lives outside the past and future lightcone.
doug
quantum mechanics
When time stops, quantum mechanics begins.
doug
quantum mechanics
God plays with the norms of derivatives.
doug
quantum mechanics
There are no mysteries in physics, only poorly formed questions that can never be resolved.
doug
quaternions
Be prepared to be dead before this work is accepted
doug
rigor
Mathematics need not be useful to be correct. Yet correct math is often more useful than we know.
technogeeky
SM
Remember: The SM allows all understood physical states but it also allows an infinite number of non-physical states.
technogeeky
SM
Noether's theorem suggests that patchwork physics is misguided.
technogeeky
SM
The SM is right. GR is right. If they are mutually exclusive, then are they both wrong?
technogeeky
standard model
The standard model is smaller than you think.
doug
standard model
Make subatomic physics smaller, not bigger, by avoiding SU(5), SU(10), and E8.
doug
strings, strings
Refuse to put the vital word 'theory' next to that word involving a technical yarn.
doug
strings, strings
Work on strings is not a theory.
doug
strings, strings
Show zero respect of the Institute for Advanced Study in 11D drivel.
doug
strings, strings
LHC to nowhere, sorry string people.
doug
strings, strings
Occam's Razor needs to take a good clean wack at String Theory.
Lowell
strings, strings
Wrong ideas can be made arbitrarily complex.
doug
strings
Compactification is techno BS.
doug
tensors
Tensors need multiplication and inverses to get to group theory
doug
tensors
Rebuild physics from the tensors (NOT) - quaternions - on up.
doug
tests
No publishing without something specific to test.
doug
tests
Test gravity to 2nd Order PPN accuracy NOW!
doug
theoretical physics
Theoretical physics grants me too many experiences in humility
doug
visual physics
If you can't show it, you don't know it.
doug


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