Insulting a smart person's idea is part of the sport of physics
The untraconservative fringe: 4D or bust.
doug

TFS [Time Fucks Space], deal with it.
doug

Be reasonable, work exclusively in 4D.
doug

The brightest people cannot explain the simplest shit because time screws with everything.
doug

aether
The luminiferous aether, a theoretical physics zombie that fringe physicist will not let die.
doug

analytic animations
The future moves, get with the program: analytical animations.
doug

black holes
If really big masses create black holes, then why is our Universe so damn bright?
technogeeky

black holes
Black hole math is bogus.
doug

dark matter
Dark matter: the search for a new constant velocity solution involving gravity.
doug

dark matter
Math errors do not interact with any known particles, axions, or wimps.
dougsweetser

EM
The Maxwell equations describe every way a 4 potential can change in 4 dimensions while travelling at the speed of light using quaternion multiplication rules
doug

GEM
If Mathematica can follow the math of GEM, why can't you?
doug

GEM
GEM unified field theory: Please respect real math.
doug

general relativity
GR: Good but wrong.
doug

general relativity
Goodbye Schwarzschild, the Universe is not static.
doug

gravity
Gravity waves are not transverse (that is EM people)
doug

gravity
Let quaternions commute for gravity
doug

Higgs
Can someone explain why the Higgs isn't just another ether?
technogeeky

Higgs particle
Unify all 4 forces of nature correctly and the Higgs becomes unnecessary.
doug

Higgs particle
A false vacuum is a false god.
doug

Higgs particle
I don't need no stinking Higgs!
doug

inflation
Inflation: the search for a new constant velocity solution involving gravity.
doug

Kitty Logic
My cat possesses greater depth of understanding on string theory than the physics community
Lowell

No Strings Attached
Physics in 11D = Physics in 4D + Lots of warm fuzzy kisses (and a few greased palms)
Lowell

Planck scale
Size doesn't matter even at the Planck scale.
doug

quantum gravity
G, c, and ħ  sign posts for relativistic quantum gravity.
doug

quantum mechanics
Quantum mechanics lives outside the past and future lightcone.
doug

quantum mechanics
When time stops, quantum mechanics begins.
doug

quantum mechanics
God plays with the norms of derivatives.
doug

quantum mechanics
There are no mysteries in physics, only poorly formed questions that can never be resolved.
doug

quaternions
Be prepared to be dead before this work is accepted
doug

rigor
Mathematics need not be useful to be correct. Yet correct math is often more useful than we know.
technogeeky

SM
Remember: The SM allows all understood physical states but it also allows an infinite number of nonphysical states.
technogeeky

SM
Noether's theorem suggests that patchwork physics is misguided.
technogeeky

SM
The SM is right. GR is right. If they are mutually exclusive, then are they both wrong?
technogeeky

standard model
The standard model is smaller than you think.
doug

standard model
Make subatomic physics smaller, not bigger, by avoiding SU(5), SU(10), and E8.
doug

strings
Compactification is techno BS.
doug

tensors
Rebuild physics from the tensors (NOT)  quaternions  on up.
doug

tensors
Tensors need multiplication and inverses to get to group theory
doug

tests
No publishing without something specific to test.
doug

tests
Test gravity to 2nd Order PPN accuracy NOW!
doug

theoretical physics
Theoretical physics grants me too many experiences in humility
doug

visual physics
If you can't show it, you don't know it.
doug
